November 13, 2011

Plum Rum Sauce for All

Filed under: Dirty Goods

ETA: Sold out!

Last night I slapped this shit on Facebook, Tumblr and Twitter, but never managed to get the information up here on Graveyard Dirt:

Good effin' Lord! You international folk have worn me the fuck down about Papa's necro-squared plum rum sauce, and I'll relent on one condition: you understand there's a chance the sauce may leak in transit.

If you're international and you're cool with the fact that I can't refund you for a potentially sloppy package - I don't think they'll leak if we vacuum seal the jars, but I don't want to make any promises - knock yourself out. (<- And say a silent prayer of thanks to Italics who championed your right to some death-enriched Harvest goodness; motherfucker's been workin' on my ass on your behalf the second I decided I didn't want to take the risk).

If you're interested in snagging a jar - or two, or six (ahem) - all you've gotta do is send an email to graveyarddirt@gmail.com with the following information: your paypal address, how many jars you want and what country the jars are getting sent to (it makes figuring out postage a helluva lot easier). First-come, first-served and, like I said in the previous GD journal entry, once these necro-squared motherfuckers are gone, they're gone.

Apologizes if you've already seen this; I just wanted to make sure that everyone who was interested in Papa's rum plum libation sauce got a chance to grab a jar before they disappear, and they're disappearin' fast (I only have 5 left!).