Graveyard Dirt: Two Worlds and In-between

Awesomely Perfect Day

Goddamn son of a bitch, I deserve this effing strawberry beer.

(What an awesomely perfect motherfucking day filled with wild mushroom harvesting (bolete and fly agaric), forest sex, dead crows, park swings, timber xylophones, walled garden walks (I WAS V. GOOD AND DIDN'T STEAL ANY VEGETABLES OR FRUITS), long lunches (homemade sausage gravy with french fries), mushroom processing, brown stocks made from roasted dinners (chicken, in this case) and strawberry beer drinking.)

(Future "awesomely perfect motherfucking day" activities: out-of-my-fucking-mind stoned masturbation and Anglo-Saxon documentaries (watched in bed).)