April 07, 2010
Vaccum Seal Embalming
Filed under: Menagerie
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Shakey Bear, vacuum sealed with her Flump (a UK marshmallow treat) offering and her picture of Reggie Rat (Shakey's boyfriend).
We spent all of yesterday forgetting she was lying in wake in the fridge (which made each rediscovery a happy surprise whenever we opened the door to grab the butter or a beer), but by the evening we knew we had to seal Shakey to keep her body in optimum condition.
(As if I couldn't get any weirder, right? Vacuum sealing beloved pets so I can later defrost them, skin them and preserve their bodies to allow us to physically interact with them once again.)
(AS IF PUTTING MY NAKED ASS ON NEOLITHIC SACRED SITES, ENGAGING IN GOLDEN SHOWERS, FORCING ITALICS TO FUCK - AND EJACULATE INTO - MY RESURRECTION DOUGH AND BAREBACKING RAW ROASTS WASN'T ENOUGH, I ALSO WANT TO PERSONALLY TAXIDERMY MY OWN PETS BECAUSE IT MAKES ME HAPPY TO STROKE THEIR FURRY LITTLE BODIES.)
(IT SORT'VE MAKES YOU THINK TWICE ABOUT INTERACTING WITH ME, DOESN'T IT?)
