Graveyard Dirt: Two Worlds and In-between

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DEAR PERSON WHO CALLED FOR MY MOTHER-IN-LAW 4-5 TIMES IN A FUCKING HOUR WHILE ITALICS AND I WERE SLEEPING EVEN THOUGH WE HAVE AN ANSWERING MACHINE THAT CAN TAKE A MESSAGE*: FUCK YOU. SERIOUSLY.

(As I was falling asleep slumped over the kitchen counter waiting for the kettle to boil to make my first cup of tea she called, again, although this time I wasn't trying to sleep - I was in the middle of cursing her.)

* She said she THOUGHT MY MOTHER-IN-LAW WAS //OUTSIDE//. WTF? Dude, it's fucking FEBRUARY and THERE'S SNOW ON THE FUCKING GROUND. WHAT THE FUCK WOULD MY MOTHER-IN-LAW - WHO DOESN'T GARDEN, CLEAN OR DO ANYTHING OUTSIDE OTHER THAN SIT, READ AND DRINK WINE - BE DOING OUTDOORS FOR SUCH AN EXTENDED PERIOD OF TIME? SPARE ME FROM BIZARRE EXCUSES YOU'RE USING TO DISGUISE THE FACT THAT YOU'RE ACTING LIKE AN OBSESSIVE, PSYCHOTIC RETARD. JESUS.

ETA: Holy fucking shit, even AFTER Italics told the woman to STOP CALLING BECAUSE WE'RE SLEEPING RIGHT NOW she's //STILL FUCKING CALLING//.