Graveyard Dirt: Two Worlds and In-between

Answer's Always "Smoked Bacon Fat"

THEY SAY YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PUT BUTTER ON A BURN TO TAKE OUT THE STING ALL MAGIC-STYLE. SO, LIKE, LOVINGLY COLLECTED AND PRECIOUSLY STORED BACON GREASE SHOULD TAKE OUT THE STING ALL MAGIC-STYLE //EVEN MORE//, RIGHT? ...RIGHT? (BECAUSE, LOL, THE ANSWER'S ALWAYS "SMOKED BACON FAT". ALWAYS.)

PS: IT DOES STING LESS! (IT WORKS! OH, POLISH SMOKED PORK PRODUCTS - <3!)