September 23, 2009
Altar Building at 4:30 AM
Filed under: LOL!
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Last night the altar building gremlins crashed the altar building party and left a despair-filling trail of destruction and carnage. (This side of the kitchen? It ain't got NOTHING on the OTHER SIDE of the kitchen. Or my in-laws' bedroom. (SHH! I'LL CLEAN IT UP BEFORE SHE COMES HOME FROM HER BUSINESS TRIP.) Or the backroom, which currently resembles a stable thanks to all of the hay trampled into the carpet. <- REAPED WHEAT LAST NIGHT INDOORS AND ASSEMBLED MY DIDUKHY.)
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I was so busy I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE THE TIME TO CLOSE THE CABINETS. (SERIOUSLY. FOR REAL.) Note the McDonald's deflated box for their new chicken sandwich deal thing sitting in the middle of the crowded counter (the meal of altar building champions). IT'S OKAY, THOUGH, BECAUSE I HAD A RITUAL BREAKFAST CONSISTING OF PROPER PINHEAD OATMEAL, AN APPLE, PLUMS FROM THE BACKYARD, NUTS, WHOLE MILK AND HONEY. (The rats said "MORE PLZ!" but I wasn't about to dig into the ancestors' share to feed greedy, spoiled pet rats. RATS! CEASE WITH YOUR PATHETIC OATMEAL BEGGING!)
