June 02, 2009

Gefjon

Filed under: Folklore Notes

A few days ago someone pointed me towards Völsa ţáttr, and when I caught "virgin goddess" in the translated footnotes it was a split second hop, skip and jump to Wiki's entry on Gefjon. (ZOMG, VIRGIN PLOUGHING GODDESS?! WUT?! OH, GREAT AND MIGHT INTRANETZ - TELL ME MOOOOOORE!)

Gefjon:
"...the name Gefion, by which early Danes called their female chthonic deity..."

"Davidson further links folk customs recorded in the 19th century involving ploughs in Northern and Eastern Europe to practices involving Gefjon from the heathen period. Davidson points out that in eastern Europe, a custom is recorded in Russia where women with loosened hair and clad in white would assemble and drag a plough three times around their village during serious disease outbreaks."

"Davidson states that in Germanic areas of Europe, traditions also exist of supernatural women who travel about the countryside with a plough, examples including Holde and Holle (from the western and central regions of Germany) and Berchte and Perchte in traditions from upper Germany, Switzerland, and Austria. Davidson explains that "they were frequently said to travel with a plough around the countryside, in a way reminiscent of the journey of the fertility goddess to bless the land in pre-Christian times, and on these occasions they might be accompanied by a host of tiny children; it was suggested that these children who died unbaptized, or human offspring replaced by changelings, but another possibility is that they were the souls of the unborn." Davidson details that some local tales feature the plough breaking down, the supernatural woman gaining assistance from a helper, and the supernatural woman giving him wooden chips, only for the chips to later to turn to gold."

HOLY FUCKING SHIT, A //PLOUGHING// VIRGIN GODDESS! (SHE'S the one who PLOUGHS! She's a virgin AND SHE'S THE ONE WHO'S DOING THE PLOUGHING! What a tremendous - BUT POWERFULLY EXCITING - mindfuck. SHE'S the one penetrating the earth, SHE'S the one turning the dirt, SHE'S the who parts the soil. Did I mention that SHE'S THE VIRGIN WHO IS DOING THE PLOUGHING RATHER THAN BEING THE VIRGIN WHO'S GETTING PLOUGHED?)

THAT'S IT, IT'S OFFICIAL AND ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY; I NEED A PLOUGH.