May 13, 2009
Grabbin' the Ass
Filed under: LOL!OH, ANUBIS. DON'T TRY AND DENY IT; YOU'RE TOTALLY THINKING ABOUT GRABBING HER ASS. ("BUT I WAS LOOKING/WALKING THE OTHER WAY!" SURE YOU WERE, YOU ANTHROPOMORPHIC, MALE-GENDERED DEITY WITH ONE HAND SLYLY STUCK OUT WHILST SEEMING TO UNKNOWINGLY PASS THE GYRATING NUDIE GIRL CERAMIC MUG. MEN, PFFT.)
(Both were gifts for Italics that never made it into the GIANT GIFT BOX. He saw the auction for the mug over my shoulder, and after he gave me a belated birthday gift I couldn't help turning over the "ivory" Anubis statue that had just arrived.)
(From certain angles Anubis looks MARGINALLY ACCEPTABLE, but from others he looks like some sort of unfinished Warhammer figurine. Ah, well, "ivory effect"...)
