Graveyard Dirt: Two Worlds and In-between

Ebay WHAT?

EIGHT FUCKING DOLLARS TO SEND FOUR FUCKING PACKS OF GINGERBREAD-FLAVORED PEEPS DOMESTICALLY? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME, EBAY?

(I MIGHT BE BATHING IN A SEMI-EXPENSIVE ROSE AROUND EASTER WHILE WEARING A PAIR OF GOLD EARRINGS THAT ONCE BELONGED TO THE LAST CZARINA OF RUSSIA, BUT WHAT I'M //NOT// DOING IS SPENDING NEARLY TEN FUCKING DOLLARS TO MOVE TWENTY-FOUR FUCKING GINGERBREAD-FLAVORED PEEPS FROM ONE GODDAMN STATE TO ANOTHER.)

(OHMYGODIT'SBEENSOSOLONG.)