February 27, 2009

Personal Savior

Filed under: BFF

Dear God,

I'd consider accepting your son, Jesus Christ, as my personal savior if you deliver a Kate Bush sized loaf of weed - in the pot strain of my choice (GREEN CRACK GREEN CRACK GREEN CRACK) - to my door within the next ten minutes.

(THE CLOCK IS TICKING, GOD.)

Yours, Waiting,
Ms. Graveyard Dirt

PS: I HAVE CAKE.