February 27, 2009
Personal Savior
Filed under: BFFDear God,
I'd consider accepting your son, Jesus Christ, as my personal savior if you deliver a Kate Bush sized loaf of weed - in the pot strain of my choice (GREEN CRACK GREEN CRACK GREEN CRACK) - to my door within the next ten minutes.
(THE CLOCK IS TICKING, GOD.)
Yours, Waiting,
Ms. Graveyard Dirt
PS: I HAVE CAKE.