Graveyard Dirt: Two Worlds and In-between

Wings vs Wangs

ME: DO YOU THINK IT'S OKAY TO CHANGE "WHISKY AND WINGS" TO "WHISKY AND WANGS"? I'M AFRAID PEOPLE WON'T GET IT AND BE...I DON'T KNOW...OFFENDED, OR SOMETHING.

ITALICS: PEOPLE NOT UNDERSTANDING YOUR USE OF "WANGS" IN AN ENTRY TITLE IS THE LEAST OF YOUR WORRIES WHEN IT COMES TO THIS SITE.

(HE'S THE SMARTER ONE, IF THAT ISN'T ALREADY BLINDINGLY OBVIOUS.)

IN OTHER NEWS-THAT-DOESN'T-INVOLVE-A-PARAPHRASED-CONVERSATION-THAT-YOU-PROBABLY-WON'T-FIND-FUNNY:

I HAVE JUST DISCOVERED A STRAND OF KINKED, LONG HAIR LYING ON MY KEYBOARD. (I HAVE LONG STRAIGHT, ITALICS HAS LONG KINKED...WELL, SORT'VE.) I SUSPECT, SHE SAYS, MALE WITCHCRAFT. (IT BEGAN WITH THE SALT THROWING AND HAS NOW PROGRESSED TO HAIR ENCHANTMENT. MY ONLY SAVING GRACE IS THAT HE DOESN'T HAVE A UTERUS, SO I HAVE THE MENSTRUAL BLOOD MONOPOLY IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.)

(LOLOLOLOLOL, MALE "WITCHES". SURE, DUDE, WHATEVER. KNOCK YOURSELF OUT WITH ALL OF THOSE WANDS AND BROOMS AND SHIT.)

(LOL, MALE WITCHES. SERIOUSLY, WTF.)

(ALTHOUGH, I THINK, THE CONSENSUS WAS/IS/WAS THAT JULIAN SANDS IS THE SOLE EXCEPTION TO THE MALE WITCHES RULE.)