Graveyard Dirt: Two Worlds and In-between

Spring w/Random Intervals of Winter

It's almost 8PM on Bride's Day (Imbolc / Candlemas or, if you're not THAT into celebrating sheep beginning to lactate like us northern hemisphere heathens, Groundhog's Day) and this Scottish* weather witch is ready to make her annual Spring forecast:

SPRING WILL COME EARLY TO NORTH-EAST SCOTLAND, BUT WE SHOULD EXPECT AT LEAST ONE OR TWO MORE SNOW STORMS IN THE INTERIM.

(Since about midnight it's been snowing on and off; mostly "on". I woke up just as the sun was setting, just as the sun was disappearing behind a thick layer of snow clouds. We've mostly had a bad day, but just enough sunshine to complicate things.)

* I'm //technically// American, but we've been having sex without a condom now for OVER A YEAR (I'm only very recently on a contraceptive pill despite my weathered age of 28) - longer if you count anal sex from around 18 (CONDOMS FOR ANAL SEX WITH MY ONE AND ONLY SEXUAL PARTNER EVER? LOL, RIGHT, WHATEVER) - so, scientifically, I've absorbed enough Scottish jizz into my system via anal sex, swallowing instead of spitting and now normal sex (LOL, "NORMAL") to make me a "Scottish witch". (THERE IS JUST THAT MUCH SCOTCH IN ME! ALSO, LOL, "SCOTCH".)

(AND WHILE WE ARE ON THE SUBJECT OF LULZ: LOL @ ME AND MY THEORY OF SCOTTISH WITCH JIZZ WHICH IS, SURELY, THE PERFECT WAY TO ESTABLISH AND KEEP THE INTEREST OF NEW READERS.) (HI, HELLO AND WELCOME, BTW!)