Graveyard Dirt: Two Worlds and In-between

Chef Shakey's Specials

ME: OH THAT'S CUTE, SHAKEY BEAR FOUND A PRAWN CRACKER.

*STOPS TYPING TO WATCH CHEF SHAKEY WADDLE ACROSS OFFICE / COMPUTER ROOM FLOOR INTO THE CAGE WITH A PRAWN CRACKER*

APPROXIMATELY TWO MINUTES LATER:

ME: OH, THAT'S CUTE, SHAKEY BEAR FOUND ANOTHER PRAWN CRACKER.

*STOPS TYPING TO WATCH CHEF SHAKEY WADDLE ACROSS OFFICE / COMPUTER ROOM FLOOR INTO THE CAGE WITH A PRAWN CRACKER*

A MINUTE LATER:

ME: WHERE THE FUCK IS SHAKEY BEAR GETTING ALL OF THESE GODDAMN CRACKERS?

*STOPS TYPING TO WATCH CHEF SHAKEY WADDLE ACROSS OFFICE / COMPUTER ROOM FLOOR INTO THE CAGE WITH A PRAWN CRACKER*

ANOTHER MINUTE ALMOST PASSES:

ME: EW, JESUS, FUCK, SHAKEY BEAR, DON'T EAT THOSE, THAT'S CORN STARCH, JESUS.

*SOLVES THE MYSTERY OF THE CORNUCOPIA OF PRAWN CRACKERS AFTER WATCHING CHEF SHAKEY GLANCE LEFT TO RIGHT SEVERAL TIMES BEFORE LEAPING ONTO THE SIDE OF THE TRASH CAN TO REMOVE ANOTHER ECO-FRIENDLY CORNSTARCH PACKING PEANUT THING*

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Chef Shakey taking part in a pea diving expedition. (Both Dennys (semi-pictured, left) and Shakey have matching bald patches. BFF?) One thing we've learned with this trio of rats? RATS LOVE PEAS.

PS: The house isn't a scary skanky RAT HOUSE, but they did manage to make it look that way in the picture, didn't they?)