Graveyard Dirt: Two Worlds and In-between: Nasty Ass Tobacco Spit

January 12, 2009

Nasty Ass Tobacco Spit

Filed under: Happily Ever After

ADD "WART" TO THE LIST OF AFFLICTING GIFTS I'VE LOVINGLY BESTOWED UPON MY FATHER-IN-LAW. (I TOLD YOU WITCH'S SPIT IS VENOMOUS.) (LOLOLOLOL! NASTY ASS TOBACCO SPIT. OH, PAPA, YOU DO MAKE ME LOL, <3!)

GRAVEYARD DIRT

...is part cookbook, part diary, part love letter and part magical memoir. ("And s/he who tells a bigger tale would have to tell a lie.") This shit? This shit is about as rough fucking draft as you get. Enjoy the crude exhibitionism known as my life.

AUTHOR

...is Ms. Graveyard Dirt, an Aries (with Pisces and Mercury in her moon and Leo as her ascent) born at Resurrection Hospital during the year of the monkey. Almost nun, devil worshipper, ecstatic harlot, maenad, sacred whore, virgin bride and unrelenting, semi-feral wild woman. Witch; the fairy tale, man-eating kind.

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