November 04, 2008
Eating for 4
Filed under: LifeHOLY FUCK AT THE AMOUNT OF FOOD I CLEARED AWAY TODAY (AND THE DAY ISN'T EVEN OVER).
(I'M EATING FOR TWO. UNLESS, OF COURSE, 1 BLACK MAN GETS COUNTED AS 2. (SORT'VE LIKE MY DAD, WHO ISN'T BLACK BUT HAS A CRAZY METABOLISM AND A BOTTOMLESS PIT OF A STOMACH.) THEN I'M EATING FOR 3, BUT I ALSO EAT FOR TWO, SO, UH...4? (DO I DARE COUNT OTHER FRIENDS, GUEST, ANCESTORS, AND OTHERWORLDLY BEINGS? LOL @ MY STOMACH HEAVING @ THE THOUGHT.))
