September 15, 2008
Broken Bone
Filed under: LOL!OH, WAIT, ALSO --
Strawberry mug? The one that I broke immediately after making two separate strawberry offerings? It was - officially - Italics's mother's mug. Apparently, while they were away this weekend (while I was breaking their kitchen ceramics), she mysteriously broke a tooth...
...oops?
I'M GONNA GIVE THIS ONE A PASS, JOHN.
(LOL, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO THE FUCK "JOHN" IS OR WHERE THAT CAME FROM. LET'S JUST PRETEND I WAS THINKING ABOUT BILL O'REILLY GOING "WHAT'S JOHN EDWARDS SELLING AWNINGS FOR? LOL, WHAT'S JOHN EDWARDS DOING THAT FOR? LOL! JOHN EDWARDS, LOL!" SO IT SEEMS LIKE I SORT'VE HAVE IT TOGETHER.)
(I HAVE IT MAGNIFICENTLY TOGETHER, THANK YOU. AND DINNER WILL BE SERVED IN ABOUT 20 MINUTES.)