June 12, 2008

Famous Grouse

Filed under: Old Notes

The following post ventures into "OLD NOTES" territory. In this particular case it's a copy and paste job from an old livejournal entry from April 8th, 2008 (although the events that took place pre-date the writing; actual date of said events would have been during the 2008 Easter Wedding holiday).

(ALSO IT'S SNOWING AGAIN AND I THINK THIS IS PRETTY MUCH MY FAULT BECAUSE AT THE BEGINNING OF WINTER I GOT IT IN MY MIND TO LEARN HOW TO MAKE IT SNOW SO I GOT ALL BUDDY-BUDDY WITH THE INDIGENOUS WINTER HAG AND BECAUSE SHE'S SORT'VE AN ASPECT OF THE RUSSIAN SEX'N'DEATH GODDESS THAT GOVERNS ME I LEFT AN OFFERING OF A SHOT OF VODKA AND A CRUST OF BREAD EVERY FUCKING TIME IT SNOWED AND LAST MONTH I WAS ALL "I AM A DUMB ASS BECAUSE THE WINTER HAG HERE IS SCOTTISH AND NOT ACTUALLY RUSSIAN WHICH MEANS SHE WOULD PROBABLY PREFER WHISKEY TO VODKA" SO I WENT AND GOT HER A SMALLISH BOTTLE OF "FAMOUS GROUSE" TO LEAVE INSTEAD OF VODKA AND EVER SINCE THEN IT HAS BEEN SNOWING -EVERYWHERE- AND -EVERYONE- IS COMPLAINING AND I'M ALL "OH DEAR, I DID WONDER WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF I CONTINUED TO LEAVE OFFERINGS THAT ARE ADDICTIVE SUBSTANCES AND NOW I KNOW." BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT -THIS- "PAGAN/WITCH" DEBATES IN HER MIND (I.E., "IS IT MORALLY ETHICAL TO LEAVE ADDICTIVE SUBSTANCES AS OFFERINGS KNOWING THAT THEY'RE ADDICTIVE AND A SERIOUS ADDICT WILL DO SOME SERIOUS THINGS FOR A QUICK FIX?") SINCE THE ENTIRE LOVE SPELLS VERSUS MORALITY THING IS SO WAY OVER MY HEAD PHILOSOPHICALLY. <- SOMETIMES YOU JUST NEED TO ADMIT WHEN YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR INTELLECTUAL DEPTH.)

(SO, UH, SORRY ABOUT THE SNOW, YOU GUYS, BUT I THINK SHE'S SET ON FINISHING THE BOTTLE OF WHISKEY.)

(PPS: THERE'S LIKE 2/3 LEFT.)